*NOTE: I'm not saying i recommend this as a regular practice- but i Will say, It REALLY WORKS!
The youngest boys came inside, faces all screwed up, noses crinkled to the max, eyes watering, and REEKING of this noxious burnt sulfur smell. While stripping off clothes and Begging me to let them take a Bath they told me they had "found some eggs in that little house next to our big house."(the well house) The, "treasure" turned out to be some, apparently, very old and rotten eggs, that "burst like stink bombs" in their shirts and all over their clothes.
*Disclaimer- (disclaimer guy voice begins now) Side effects include, but are not limited to: irritated and watery eyes, irritated sinus passages, followed by burning sinus passages, followed by sinus swelling, throat irritation, headache, nausea, skin irritation, people in your vicinity gagging and running away, kind furry animals yelping repeatedly and running away, people praying "Dear God!" and not finishing their prayer before they run away, ferrets coming to "check out your new smell," your mother or sisters chasing you with lysol spray, febreeze and/or perfume, being grounded from entering outbuildings, being held under the bath water a millisecond longer than necessary, and being scrubbed until your skin is pink.
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